your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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