how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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