awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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