If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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