two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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