nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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