nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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