Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
be right there i have to get my cape
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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