Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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