why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
did you just send me my own nude
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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