It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
