Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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