Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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