Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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