Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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