its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
