What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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