how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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