Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just gift wrapped bread.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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