..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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