I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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