Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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