ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was like his penis was on wheels.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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