Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We have started to decorate penises.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
