question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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