my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
