I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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