What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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