VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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