another moral hangover. fuck.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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