life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
