OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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