Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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