mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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