Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
