is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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