She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
