How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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