You work out of a Hotel?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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