you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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