My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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