You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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