Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have peed in a lot of sinks
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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