doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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