Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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