So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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