its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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