Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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