i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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