she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize