last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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