Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i think i have herpe
just one?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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