First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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