Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
